I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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