i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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