I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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