Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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