If that was your dad, he is hot
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
