Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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