He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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