didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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