Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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