Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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