He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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