I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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