I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
