I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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