So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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