My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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