was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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