if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Me too!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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