My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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