ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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