she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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