I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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