Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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