Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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