This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just google imaged poop.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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