Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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