out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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