this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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