What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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