Non-Jews are for practice
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
3 2 1 whiskey
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We need to get me chipped asap
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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