Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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