On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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