I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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