If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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