I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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