Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
