He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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