Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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