there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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