Only a mothe r could love this liver
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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