How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Randomize
