Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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