i don't like sucking hair
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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