dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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