I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
