Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I am one with the molecules
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
