i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it glows. i had to have it.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
