whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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