Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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