how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Please don't give away my fajitas
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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